a friendly reminder
A few Christmases later, long after Blink, we were back at the hotel. My son Joshua and I went for a walk past the church and it all came flooding back.
“Hey,” I said. “Want to see the original Weeping Angel? I took him to peer through the bars of the damaged graveyard. “Dad…..there’s no angel there”, There wasn’t. There really wasn’t.
We left, fairly quickly
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US
I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
My son was caught selling drugs at school.
I’ll deal with him later.
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
Happy 49th Birthday, Nicolas Cage! I’m so sorry. Thanks for your face.
Kiss you video came out, Haylor broke up, Justin Bieber fans are cutting themselves, Australia is on fire and thats what you missed on glee.